What Every College Student Should Know
Just because you live right next to a public (floor) restroom does not mean you should walk barefoot in it. It’s no different than walking around in some nasty ass gas station bathroom. Don’t do it!
If you use Febreze, it means something is not clean. Febreze does not clean, nor does it make something smell clean, try Tide.
Playing your music so loud that everyone can hear it is not cool. Ask any of your neighbors and they will hate you for it.
Don’t bother trying to change someone’s mind about politics. It will only end up in a contest of who can talk louder.
Stealing someone’s towel while they’re in the shower will only be the beginning of a terrible war. Be prepared for wet clothes, sticky door knobs, and every prank in the book.
No matter where you go, you will always have the cocky high school football player in your proximity. Don’t worry though, it’s not high school anymore.
The half cologne, half body odor, half alcohol musk coming from your room not only makes paint peel, it tells anyone walking by to stay away.
July 20th, 2009 at 3:45 pm
Real education must ultimately be limited to men who insist on knowing, the rest is mere sheep-herding.