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Don’t Remix That Lollipop!

If you listen to the radio for any amount of time you’ll know “Lollipop” by Lil Wayne. It’s a pretty catchy song with some laughable lyrics, but Lil Wayne has done one better with a remixed version with help from (the master of terrible) Kanye West. The remix strays from the songs original lyrics and will leave you baffled on how these guys wrote this song.

“Lollipop” Lyrics:

[Intro: Lil Wayne]
Uh Huh, No Homo…
I say he so sweet
Make her wanna lick the rapper
Remix Baby

[Verse 1: Kanye West]
Lollipop lollipop breasts is just like Dolly Parton
She ride my spaceship til she hit the top
That hit the spot
Til she ask how many li li licks do it take
Til she get to shop
Dont worry why my wrist got so freeze
Tell a girl like Doritos thats not yo (Nacho) cheese No need for terrible jokes
Tell her friends like Fritos im trying to lay
I can only have one and i aint aint tryin to wait
This a song with Wayne so you know its gon melt 
But you aint fina murder me like everybody else
Imma rap like I got some type respect for myself
I dont do it for my health man
I do it for the belt
Man I do it to the death
Til the roof get melt
100 degrees, drop the roof so the coupe dont melt
Man the flow so cold Chicken Soup won’t help Must have been hungry
We need 4 mo’ hoes
we need oh oh oh oh!
You know what it is when we outta town
We ball in two seats and you outta bounds
So come here baby girl
You now f**kin wit the best in the world
Lollipop…pop, pop
The Best in the world

(Chorus x 2)

[Verse 2: Lil Wayne]
Shawty say she wanna lick the wrapper
And she gonna lick the rapper
And I just wanna act like a porno flicking actor
I Anita Bake-her (Baker) her now she caught up in the rapture
I got so much chips
I swear they call me Hewlett Packard HP’s new viral ad campaign?
I got so much chips
You can have a bag if you’re a snacker Still hungry
Greedy motha fudge cake
Now tell me how that fudge taste
I do it for Bloods sake
Su-wu thinks its VooDoo
How the roof do di di dissipate
Your girl want to participate
She so so so-phisticate
Cuz her brain is off tha chain
And then my diamonds are in a choir
Because they sang from off my chain
And my Nina just joined the gang because
All she do is bang
Like Ricky Martin Ahh. The 90’s
Wayne and Kanye pick your poison
If that woman wanna cut
Then tell her I am Mr. Ointment
Tell her make an appointment with Mr.
I can’t make an appointment What?!
Take my lollipop and enjoy it
Remix!

(Chorus x 2)

[Verse 3: Lil Wayne]
Why would she
she probably be the odd cookie
in the plastic bag bout to get crushed by a buildin
I Flushed out the feeling of
Me being the shit
Cuz I was leaving skid marks on everywhere I sit GROSS!
I am everywhere
Im it like hide-n-go and I can go
Anywhere, innie minnie mynie mo
Im in yo
Neighborhood, area, cd thang, tape deck
IPod, ya girlfriend and she say I got great sex
Safe sex is great sex
Better wear a latex
Cuz you dont want that late text
that “I think I’m late” text Good for Wayne, be safe
So wrap it up
but but he so sweet,
she wanna lick the rapper

[Chorus]

[Outro: Lil Wayne]
Remix Baby
Lick Me Like A Lollipop
She she lick me
Like a lollipop
She she lick me
Like a lollipop
She she lick
Like a lollipop

The lyrics are atrocious. I see why many critics consider songs like “Lollipop” are ruining the rap/hip-hop genre. I find myself listening to this song in my car and trying to decipher the lyrics. It’s almost like an ancient language with a couple of gold chains and a Range Rover (with 22’s) all mixed together.

What do you think? Have an equally terrible song? Leave it in the comments.