Teeth, The Weirdest Movie of 2008
I like movie trailers. They really get me excited for a movie, even when the movie could possibly suck, ie Fantastic Four (yeah, I know). I heard about Teeth and I couldn’t believe the story, until I saw the trailer.
A vagina with teeth puts pain in my groin area, but also puts interesting thoughts in my mind. “Sarlacc, is that you?” “What would you call a midnight snack!?”
Anyways, the Apple movie trailer site has a pretty entertaining excerpt for pussy’s that don’t want to man up and watch:
TEETH tells the story of High school student Dawn (Jess Weixler) works hard atsuppressing her budding sexuality by being the local chastity group’s mostactive participant. Her task is made even more difficult by her bad boystepbrother Brad’s (John Hensley) increasingly provocative behavior at home. Astranger to her own body, innocent Dawn discovers she has a toothed vaginawhen she becomes the object of violence. As she struggles to comprehend heranatomical uniqueness, Dawn experiences both the pitfalls and the power ofbeing a living example of the vagina dentata myth.”
Teeth is in theaters January 18th and don’t be surprised to see me in the theater. The movie doesn’t look half bad.
January 8th, 2008 at 8:54 pm
WTF!
January 9th, 2008 at 8:11 pm
Omg…wtf….why?
January 9th, 2008 at 10:10 pm
This seems like the american version of an OLD Japanese movie called “Killer Pussy” Graphics were horrible back then, and it seemed like a porn horror. I saw clips of it from Japanorama’s Japan Horror show.
January 11th, 2008 at 11:39 pm
Hey Snagglepuss.
January 12th, 2008 at 12:02 am
I’m enjoying everyones reactions.
January 13th, 2008 at 10:05 am
…Don’t expect to see me in the cinema.
January 14th, 2008 at 8:19 pm
is it supposed to be a horror movie?!
COME ONNN !!!! a horror movie about a pussy?!! NOO WAAYYY !!!
January 19th, 2008 at 3:26 am
Vagina 1, Men 0
January 30th, 2008 at 7:38 pm
Unbelievable!!!!!!!!!!!