Teeth, The Weirdest Movie of 2008
I like movie trailers. They really get me excited for a movie, even when the movie could possibly suck, ie Fantastic Four (yeah, I know). I heard about Teeth and I couldn’t believe the story, until I saw the trailer.
A vagina with teeth puts pain in my groin area, but also puts interesting thoughts in my mind. “Sarlacc, is that you?” “What would you call a midnight snack!?”
Anyways, the Apple movie trailer site has a pretty entertaining excerpt for pussy’s that don’t want to man up and watch:
TEETH tells the story of High school student Dawn (Jess Weixler) works hard atsuppressing her budding sexuality by being the local chastity group’s mostactive participant. Her task is made even more difficult by her bad boystepbrother Brad’s (John Hensley) increasingly provocative behavior at home. Astranger to her own body, innocent Dawn discovers she has a toothed vaginawhen she becomes the object of violence. As she struggles to comprehend heranatomical uniqueness, Dawn experiences both the pitfalls and the power ofbeing a living example of the vagina dentata myth.”
Teeth is in theaters January 18th and don’t be surprised to see me in the theater. The movie doesn’t look half bad.
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